The Slimy Chicken Man
"Flunk-oo Chicken"
I get told often that I am perhaps the only one out there living in a stress-free Utopia... I am also often accused of looking at the world through rose-colored glasses... and that makes some low end Lebanese jealous... Well, I plead guilty... as I certainly do look for the best in the Lebanese for the most part... but also, being a realist, I am aware that there should be a delicate balance of good and evil... as long as good prevails...
So, after seeing that ridiculous character of a man dressed up as a big yellow chicken, I was inspired to create an imaginary character called "Flunkoo The Slimy Chicken Man"
So, Ladies and Gentlemen... Meet Flunkoo Chicken!... Flunkoo represents everything slimy about the Lebanese...
To give him a realistic persona, Flunkoo is a Lebanese man whose has "flunked" in everything he does... who spends his days saying bad things about successful Lebanese just to make himself feel better... and whose sole claim to fame is selling greasy fried chicken to customers out of a dingy slimy little restaurant where he spends most of his days....
To thicken the plot, let's say Flunkoo moonlights as a used car salesman.
You all have met a Lebanese guy like Flunkoo. Flunkoo is a hypocrite... someone with negative energy... a snake who stabs others in the back... a consummate liar... someone who often talks bad about others who are more successful than him...
So stay tuned... as you will be seeing more of Flunkoo in the days to come... in the form of "Flunkoo says", "pulling a Flunkoo".... living life as Flunkoo... "don't be a Flunkoo".... and "Flunk U Flunk-oo"!...
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This is a work of fiction. The people, events, and circumstances depicted are fictitious and the product of the author's imagination. Any resemblance of any character to any actual person, whether living or dead, is purely coincidental